the cake is a lie

plugins.py

@@ -440,8 +440,23 @@ def command_cake(argv, **args):
 	if 'cake' != argv[0]:
 		return
 
+	cakes = [ "No cake for you!", 
+			("The Enrichment Center is required to remind you "
+			"that you will be baked, and then there will be cake."),
+			"The cake is a lie!",
+			("This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. "
+			"And all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you? "),
+			"Quit now and cake will be served immediately.",
+			("Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be "
+			"empty before any cake..."),
+			("Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for "
+			"you, but they did it anyway. There is still some left, "
+			"though, if you hurry back."),
+			"I'm going to kill you, and all the cake is gone.",
+			"Who's gonna make the cake when I'm gone? You?"	]
+
 	return {
-		'msg': args['reply_user'] + ': no cake for you'
+		'msg': args['reply_user'] + ': %s' % (random.sample(cakes,1)[0])
 	}
 
 @pluginfunction("remember", "remembers something", ptypes.COMMAND)