From 6858df049101575fe4658973280839bd003d4853 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Peter Dahlberg Date: Fri, 6 Feb 2015 15:13:03 +0100 Subject: [PATCH] the cake is a lie --- plugins.py | 17 ++++++++++++++++- 1 file changed, 16 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/plugins.py b/plugins.py index 8caafed..cdd45b2 100644 --- a/plugins.py +++ b/plugins.py @@ -440,8 +440,23 @@ def command_cake(argv, **args): if 'cake' != argv[0]: return + cakes = [ "No cake for you!", + ("The Enrichment Center is required to remind you " + "that you will be baked, and then there will be cake."), + "The cake is a lie!", + ("This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. " + "And all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you? "), + "Quit now and cake will be served immediately.", + ("Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be " + "empty before any cake..."), + ("Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for " + "you, but they did it anyway. There is still some left, " + "though, if you hurry back."), + "I'm going to kill you, and all the cake is gone.", + "Who's gonna make the cake when I'm gone? You?" ] + return { - 'msg': args['reply_user'] + ': no cake for you' + 'msg': args['reply_user'] + ': %s' % (random.sample(cakes,1)[0]) } @pluginfunction("remember", "remembers something", ptypes.COMMAND)