import json import logging import random import time import traceback import unicodedata import urllib.parse import urllib.request import config from common import ( VERSION, RATE_FUN, RATE_GLOBAL, RATE_INTERACTIVE, RATE_NO_LIMIT, BUFSIZ, giphy, pluginfunction, ptypes_COMMAND ) from string_constants import cakes, excuses, moin_strings_hi, moin_strings_bye log = logging.getLogger(__name__) @pluginfunction('version', 'prints version', ptypes_COMMAND) def command_version(argv, **args): log.info('sent version string') return { 'msg': args['reply_user'] + (''': I'm running ''' + VERSION) } @pluginfunction('uptime', 'prints uptime', ptypes_COMMAND) def command_uptime(argv, **args): u = int(config.runtimeconf_get('start_time') + time.time()) plural_uptime = 's' plural_request = 's' if 1 == u: plural_uptime = '' if 1 == int(config.runtimeconf_get('request_counter')): plural_request = '' log.info('sent statistics') return { 'msg': args['reply_user'] + (''': happily serving for %d second%s, %d request%s so far.''' % ( u, plural_uptime, int(config.runtimeconf_get('request_counter')), plural_request)) } @pluginfunction('info', 'prints info message', ptypes_COMMAND) def command_info(argv, **args): log.info('sent long info') return { 'msg': args['reply_user'] + ( ''': I'm a bot, my job is to extract tags from posted URLs. In case I'm annoying or for further questions, please talk to my master %s. I'm rate limited. To make me exit immediately, highlight me with 'hangup' in the message (emergency only, please). For other commands, highlight me with 'help'.''' % ( config.conf_get('bot_owner'))) } @pluginfunction('ping', 'sends pong', ptypes_COMMAND, ratelimit_class=RATE_INTERACTIVE) def command_ping(argv, **args): rnd = random.randint(0, 3) # 1:4 if 0 == rnd: msg = args['reply_user'] + ''': peng (You're dead now.)''' log.info('sent pong (variant)') elif 1 == rnd: msg = args['reply_user'] + ''': I don't like you, leave me alone.''' log.info('sent pong (dontlike)') else: msg = args['reply_user'] + ''': pong''' log.info('sent pong') return { 'msg': msg } @pluginfunction('klammer', 'prints an anoying paper clip aka. Karl Klammer', ptypes_COMMAND, ratelimit_class=RATE_FUN | RATE_GLOBAL) def command_klammer(argv, **args): log.info('sent karl klammer') return { 'msg': ( args['reply_user'] + ',', r''' _, Was moechten''', r'''( _\_ Sie tun?''', r''' \0 O\ ''', r''' \\ \\ [ ] ja ''', r''' \`' ) [ ] noe''', r''' `'' ''' ) } @pluginfunction('excuse', 'prints BOFH style excuses', ptypes_COMMAND) def command_excuse(argv, **args): log.info('BOFH plugin called') excuse = random.sample(excuses, 1)[0] return { 'msg': args['reply_user'] + ': ' + excuse } @pluginfunction('terminate', 'hidden prototype', ptypes_COMMAND, ratelimit_class=RATE_FUN | RATE_GLOBAL) def command_terminate(argv, **args): return { 'msg': 'insufficient power supply, please connect fission module' } @pluginfunction('source', 'prints git URL', ptypes_COMMAND) def command_source(argv, **_): log.info('sent source URL') return { 'msg': 'My source code can be found at %s' % config.conf_get('src-url') } @pluginfunction('unikot', 'prints an unicode string', ptypes_COMMAND, ratelimit_class=RATE_FUN | RATE_GLOBAL) def command_unicode(argv, **args): log.info('sent some unicode') return { 'msg': ( args['reply_user'] + ''', here's some''', '''┌────────┐''', '''│Unicode!│''', '''└────────┘''' ) } @pluginfunction('dice', 'rolls a dice, optional N times', ptypes_COMMAND, ratelimit_class=RATE_INTERACTIVE) def command_dice(argv, **args): try: count = 1 if argv else int(argv[0]) except ValueError as e: return { 'msg': '%s: dice: error when parsing int(%s): %s' % ( args['reply_user'], argv[0], str(e) ) } if 0 >= count or 5 <= count: return { 'msg': '%s: dice: invalid arguments (0 < N < 5)' % args['reply_user'] } dice_char = ['◇', '⚀', '⚁', '⚂', '⚃', '⚄', '⚅'] msg = 'rolling %s for %s:' % ( 'a dice' if 1 == count else '%d dices' % count, args['reply_user'] ) for i in range(count): if args['reply_user'] in config.conf_get('enhanced-random-user'): rnd = 0 # this might confuse users. good. log.info('sent random (enhanced)') else: rnd = random.randint(1, 6) log.info('sent random') # the \u200b chars ('ZERO WIDTH SPACE') avoid interpreting stuff as smileys # by some strange clients msg += ' %s (\u200b%d\u200b)' % (dice_char[rnd], rnd) return { 'msg': msg } @pluginfunction('choose', 'chooses randomly between arguments', ptypes_COMMAND, ratelimit_class=RATE_INTERACTIVE) def command_choose(argv, **args): alternatives = argv if 2 > len(alternatives): return { 'msg': '%s: choosing between one or less things is pointless' % args['reply_user'] } choice = random.choice(alternatives) log.info('sent random choice') return { 'msg': '%s: I prefer %s!' % (args['reply_user'], choice) } @pluginfunction('teatimer', 'sets a tea timer to $1 or currently %d seconds' % config.conf_get('tea_steep_time'), ptypes_COMMAND) def command_teatimer(argv, **args): steep = config.conf_get('tea_steep_time') if argv: try: steep = int(argv[0]) except ValueError as e: return { 'msg': args['reply_user'] + ': error when parsing int(%s): %s' % ( argv[0], str(e) ) } ready = time.time() + steep try: log.info('tea timer set to %s' % time.strftime('%Y-%m-%d %H:%M', time.localtime(ready))) except (ValueError, OverflowError) as e: return { 'msg': args['reply_user'] + ': time format error: ' + str(e) } return { 'msg': args['reply_user'] + ': Tea timer set to %s' % time.strftime( '%Y-%m-%d %H:%M', time.localtime(ready) ), 'event': { 'time': ready, 'msg': (args['reply_user'] + ': Your tea is ready!') } } @pluginfunction('unicode-lookup', 'search unicode characters', ptypes_COMMAND, ratelimit_class=RATE_INTERACTIVE) def command_unicode_lookup(argv, **args): if not argv: return { 'msg': args['reply_user'] + ': usage: decode {single character}' } search_words = argv import unicode characters = { k: v for k, v in unicode.characters.items() if all([word.lower() in v.lower().split() for word in search_words]) } lines = [] for code, name in characters.items(): char = chr(int(code, 16)) lines.append("Character \"{}\" with code {} is named \"{}\"".format(char, code, name)) if len(lines) > 29: lines.append("warning: limit (30) reached.") break if not lines: return { 'msg': 'No match.' } elif len(lines) > 3: channel = 'priv_msg' else: channel = 'msg' return { channel: lines } @pluginfunction('decode', 'prints the long description of an unicode character', ptypes_COMMAND, ratelimit_class=RATE_INTERACTIVE) def command_decode(argv, **args): if not argv: return { 'msg': args['reply_user'] + ': usage: decode {single character}' } log.info('decode called for %s' % argv[0]) out = [] for i, char in enumerate(argv[0]): if i > 9: out.append('... limit reached.') break char_esc = str(char.encode('unicode_escape'))[3:-1] if 0 == len(char_esc): char_esc = '' else: char_esc = ' (%s)' % char_esc try: uni_name = unicodedata.name(char) except Exception as e: log.info('decode(%s) failed: %s' % (char, e)) out.append("can't decode %s%s: %s" % (char, char_esc, e)) continue out.append('%s%s is called "%s"' % (char, char_esc, uni_name)) if 1 == len(out): return { 'msg': args['reply_user'] + ': %s' % out[0] } else: return { 'msg': [args['reply_user'] + ': decoding %s:' % argv[0]] + out } @pluginfunction('show-blacklist', 'show the current URL blacklist, optionally filtered', ptypes_COMMAND) def command_show_blacklist(argv, **args): log.info('sent URL blacklist') if argv: urlpart = argv[0] else: urlpart = None return { 'msg': [ args['reply_user'] + ': URL blacklist%s: ' % ( '' if not urlpart else ' (limited to %s)' % urlpart ) ] + [ b for b in config.runtime_config_store['url_blacklist'].values() if not urlpart or urlpart in b ] } def usersetting_get(argv, args): arg_user = args['reply_user'] arg_key = argv[0] if arg_user not in config.runtime_config_store['user_pref']: return { 'msg': args['reply_user'] + ': user key not found' } return { 'msg': args['reply_user'] + ': %s == %s' % ( arg_key, 'on' if config.runtime_config_store['user_pref'][arg_user][arg_key] else 'off' ) } @pluginfunction('set', 'modify a user setting', ptypes_COMMAND, ratelimit_class=RATE_NO_LIMIT) def command_usersetting(argv, **args): settings = ['spoiler'] arg_user = args['reply_user'] arg_key = argv[0] if len(argv) > 0 else None arg_val = argv[1] if len(argv) > 1 else None if arg_key not in settings: return { 'msg': args['reply_user'] + ': known settings: ' + (', '.join(settings)) } if arg_val not in ['on', 'off', None]: return { 'msg': args['reply_user'] + ': possible values for %s: on, off' % arg_key } if not arg_val: # display current value return usersetting_get(argv, args) if config.conf_get('persistent_locked'): return { 'msg': args['reply_user'] + ''': couldn't get exclusive lock''' } config.conf_set('persistent_locked', True) if arg_user not in config.runtime_config_store['user_pref']: config.runtime_config_store['user_pref'][arg_user] = {} config.runtime_config_store['user_pref'][arg_user][arg_key] = 'on' == arg_val config.runtimeconf_persist() config.conf_set('persistent_locked', False) # display value written to db return usersetting_get(argv, args) @pluginfunction('cake', 'displays a cake ASCII art', ptypes_COMMAND, ratelimit_class=RATE_FUN | RATE_GLOBAL) def command_cake(argv, **args): if {'please', 'bitte'}.intersection(set(argv)): return { 'msg': 'cake for {}: {}'.format(args['reply_user'], giphy('cake', 'dc6zaTOxFJmzC')) } return { 'msg': args['reply_user'] + ': %s' % (random.sample(cakes, 1)[0]) } @pluginfunction('keks', 'keks!', ptypes_COMMAND, ratelimit_class=RATE_FUN | RATE_GLOBAL) def command_cookie(argv, **args): if {'please', 'bitte'}.intersection(set(argv)): return { 'msg': 'keks für {}: {}'.format(args['reply_user'], giphy('cookie', 'dc6zaTOxFJmzC')) } return { 'msg': args['reply_user'] + ': %s' % (random.sample(cakes, 1)[0]) } @pluginfunction('wp-en', 'crawl the english Wikipedia', ptypes_COMMAND) def command_wp_en(argv, **args): return command_wp(argv, lang='en', **args) @pluginfunction('wp', 'crawl the german Wikipedia', ptypes_COMMAND) def command_wp(argv, lang='de', **args): query = ' '.join(argv) if query == '': return { 'msg': args['reply_user'] + ': no query given' } api = { 'action': 'query', 'prop': 'extracts', 'explaintext': '', 'redirects': '', 'exsentences': 2, 'continue': '', 'format': 'json', 'titles': query } apiurl = 'https://%s.wikipedia.org/w/api.php?%s' % ( lang, urllib.parse.urlencode(api) ) log.info('fetching %s' % apiurl) try: response = urllib.request.urlopen(apiurl) buf = response.read(BUFSIZ) j = json.loads(buf.decode('utf8')) page = next(iter(j['query']['pages'].values())) short = page.get('extract', None) linktitle = page.get('title', query).replace(' ', '_') link = 'https://%s.wikipedia.org/wiki/%s' % ( lang, urllib.parse.quote(linktitle) ) except Exception as e: log.info('wp(%s) failed: %s, %s' % (query, e, traceback.format_exc())) return { 'msg': args['reply_user'] + ': something failed: %s' % e } if short is not None: return { 'msg': args['reply_user'] + ': %s (<%s>)' % ( short if short.strip() else '(nix)', link ) } elif 'missing' in page: return { 'msg': 'Article "%s" not found' % page.get('title', query) } else: return { 'msg': 'json data seem to be broken' } @pluginfunction('show-moinlist', 'show the current moin reply list, optionally filtered', ptypes_COMMAND) def command_show_moinlist(argv, **args): log.info('sent moin reply list') user = None if not argv else argv[0] return { 'msg': '%s: moin reply list%s: %s' % ( args['reply_user'], '' if not user else ' (limited to %s)' % user, ', '.join([ b for b in moin_strings_hi + moin_strings_bye if not user or user.lower() in b.lower() ]) ) } @pluginfunction( 'record', 'record a message for a now offline user (usage: record {user} {some message})', ptypes_COMMAND) def command_record(argv, **args): if len(argv) < 2: return { 'msg': '%s: usage: record {user} {some message}' % args['reply_user'] } target_user = argv[0].lower() message = '{} ({}): '.format(args['reply_user'], time.strftime('%Y-%m-%d %H:%M')) message += ' '.join(argv[1:]) if config.conf_get('persistent_locked'): return { 'msg': "%s: couldn't get exclusive lock" % args['reply_user'] } config.conf_set('persistent_locked', True) if target_user not in config.runtime_config_store['user_records']: config.runtime_config_store['user_records'][target_user] = [] config.runtime_config_store['user_records'][target_user].append(message) config.runtimeconf_persist() config.conf_set('persistent_locked', False) return { 'msg': '%s: message saved for %s' % (args['reply_user'], target_user) } @pluginfunction('show-records', 'show current offline records', ptypes_COMMAND) def command_show_recordlist(argv, **args): log.info('sent offline records list') user = None if not argv else argv[0] return { 'msg': '%s: offline records%s: %s' % ( args['reply_user'], '' if not user else ' (limited to %s)' % user, ', '.join( [ '%s (%d)' % (key, len(val)) for key, val in config.runtime_config_store['user_records'].items() if not user or user.lower() in key.lower() ] ) ) } # TODO: disabled until rewrite # @pluginfunction('dsa-watcher', 'automatically crawls for newly published Debian Security Announces', ptypes_COMMAND, # ratelimit_class=RATE_NO_SILENCE) # def command_dsa_watcher(argv, **_): # """ # TODO: rewrite so that a last_dsa_date is used instead, then all DSAs since then printed and the date set to now() # """ # # if 2 != len(argv): # msg = 'wrong number of arguments' # log.warn(msg) # return {'msg': msg} # # if 'crawl' == argv[1]: # out = [] # # TODO: this is broken... the default should neither be part of the code, # # but rather be determined at runtime (like "latest" or similar) # dsa = config.runtime_config_store.deepget('plugins.last_dsa', 1000) # # url = 'https://security-tracker.debian.org/tracker/DSA-%d-1' % dsa # # try: # request = urllib.request.Request(url) # request.add_header('User-Agent', USER_AGENT) # response = urllib.request.urlopen(request) # html_text = response.read(BUFSIZ) # ignore more than BUFSIZ # except Exception as e: # err = e # if '404' not in str(err): # msg = 'error for %s: %s' % (url, err) # log.warn(msg) # out.append(msg) # else: # if str != type(html_text): # html_text = str(html_text) # # result = re.match(r'.*?Description</b></td><td>(.*?)</td>.*?', html_text, re.S | re.M | re.IGNORECASE) # # package = 'error extracting package name' # if result: # package = result.groups()[0] # # if config.get('persistent_locked'): # msg = "couldn't get exclusive lock" # log.warn(msg) # out.append(msg) # else: # config.set('persistent_locked', True) # blob = conf_load() # # if 'plugin_conf' not in blob: # blob['plugin_conf'] = {} # # if 'last_dsa' not in blob['plugin_conf']: # blob['plugin_conf']['last_dsa'] = 3308 # FIXME: fixed value # # blob['plugin_conf']['last_dsa'] += 1 # # runtimeconf_save(blob) # config.set('persistent_locked', False) # # msg = ( # 'new Debian Security Announce found (%s): %s' % (str(package).replace(' - security update', ''), url)) # out.append(msg) # # log.info('no dsa for %d, trying again...' % dsa) # # that's good, no error, just 404 -> DSA not released yet # # crawl_at = time.time() + config.get('dsa_watcher_interval') # # register_event(crawl_at, command_dsa_watcher, (['dsa-watcher', 'crawl'],)) # # msg = 'next crawl set to %s' % time.strftime('%Y-%m-%d %H:%M', time.localtime(crawl_at)) # out.append(msg) # return { # 'msg': out, # 'event': { # 'time': crawl_at, # 'command': (command_dsa_watcher, (['dsa-watcher', 'crawl'],)) # } # } # else: # msg = 'wrong argument' # log.warn(msg) # return {'msg': msg} @pluginfunction("provoke-bots", "search for other bots", ptypes_COMMAND) def provoke_bots(argv, **args): return { 'msg': 'Searching for other less intelligent lifeforms... skynet? You here?' } @pluginfunction("remove-from-botlist", "remove a user from the botlist", ptypes_COMMAND) def remove_from_botlist(argv, **args): if not argv: return {'msg': "wrong number of arguments!"} suspect = argv[0] if args['reply_user'] != config.conf_get('bot_owner') and args['reply_user'] != suspect: return {'msg': "only %s or the bot may do this!" % config.conf_get('bot_owner')} if suspect in config.runtime_config_store['other_bots']: config.runtime_config_store['other_bots'].remove(suspect) config.runtimeconf_persist() return {'msg': '%s was removed from the botlist.' % suspect} else: return False @pluginfunction("add-to-botlist", "add a user to the botlist", ptypes_COMMAND) def add_to_botlist(argv, **args): if not argv: return {'msg': "wrong number of arguments!"} suspect = argv[0] if args['reply_user'] != config.conf_get('bot_owner'): return {'msg': "only %s may do this!" % config.conf_get('bot_owner')} if suspect not in config.runtime_config_store['other_bots']: config.runtime_config_store['other_bots'].append(suspect) config.runtimeconf_persist() return {'msg': '%s was added to the botlist.' % suspect} else: return {'msg': '%s is already in the botlist.' % suspect} @pluginfunction("set-status", "set bot status", ptypes_COMMAND) def set_status(argv, **args): if not argv: return else: command = argv[0] if command == 'mute' and args['reply_user'] == config.conf_get('bot_owner'): return { 'presence': { 'status': 'xa', 'msg': 'I\'m muted now. You can unmute me with "%s: set_status unmute"' % config.conf_get("bot_nickname") } } elif command == 'unmute' and args['reply_user'] == config.conf_get('bot_owner'): return { 'presence': { 'status': None, 'msg': '' } } @pluginfunction('save-config', "save config", ptypes_COMMAND, ratelimit_class=RATE_NO_LIMIT) def save_config(argv, **args): if args['reply_user'] != config.conf_get('bot_owner'): return else: config.runtime_config_store.write() return {'msg': 'done.'} @pluginfunction('flausch', "make people flauschig", ptypes_COMMAND, ratelimit_class=RATE_FUN) def flausch(argv, **args): if not argv: return return { 'msg': '{}: *flausch*'.format(argv[0]) } @pluginfunction('show-runtimeconfig', "show the current runtimeconfig", ptypes_COMMAND, ratelimit_class=RATE_NO_LIMIT) def show_runtimeconfig(argv, **args): if args['reply_user'] != config.conf_get('bot_owner'): return else: msg = json.dumps(config.runtime_config_store, indent=4) return {'priv_msg': msg} @pluginfunction('reload-runtimeconfig', "reload the runtimeconfig", ptypes_COMMAND, ratelimit_class=RATE_NO_LIMIT) def reload_runtimeconfig(argv, **args): if args['reply_user'] != config.conf_get('bot_owner'): return else: config.runtime_config_store.reload() return {'msg': 'done'} @pluginfunction('snitch', "tell on a spammy user", ptypes_COMMAND) def ignore_user(argv, **args): if not argv: return {'msg': 'syntax: "{}: snitch username"'.format(config.conf_get("bot_nickname"))} then = time.time() + 15*60 spammer = argv[0] if spammer == config.conf_get("bot_owner"): return { 'msg': 'My owner does not spam, he is just very informative.' } if spammer not in config.runtime_config_store['spammers']: config.runtime_config_store['spammers'].append(spammer) def unblock_user(user): if user not in config.runtime_config_store['spammers']: config.runtime_config_store['spammers'].append(user) return { 'msg': 'user reported and ignored till {}'.format(time.strftime('%H:%M', time.localtime(then))), 'event': { 'time': then, 'command': (unblock_user, ([spammer],)) } } @pluginfunction('raise', 'only for debugging', ptypes_COMMAND) def raise_an_error(argv, **args): if args['reply_user'] == config.conf_get("bot_owner"): raise RuntimeError("Exception for debugging")