#!/usr/bin/python3 # -*- coding: utf-8 -*- if '__main__' == __name__: print('''this is a plugin file, which is not meant to be executed''') exit(-1) import time, random, unicodedata, re, sys from local_config import conf from common import * from urlbot import extract_title joblist = [] plugins = {} plugins['parse'] = [] plugins['command'] = [] def register_event(t, callback, args): joblist.append((t, callback, args)) def parse_mental_ill(args): if 'register' == args: return { 'name': 'parse mental illness', 'args': ('data', 'reply_user'), 'ratelimit_class': RATE_NO_SILENCE | RATE_GLOBAL } min_ill = 3 c = 0 flag = False # return True for min_ill '!' in a row for d in args['data']: if '!' == d or '?' == d: c += 1 else: c = 0 if (min_ill <= c): flag = True break if True == flag: logger('plugin', 'sent mental illness reply') return { 'msg': '''Multiple exclamation/question marks are a sure sign of mental disease, with %s as a living example.''' % args['reply_user'] } def parse_debbug(args): if 'register' == args: return { 'name': 'parse Debian bug numbers', 'args': ('data',), 'ratelimit_class': RATE_NO_SILENCE | RATE_GLOBAL } bugs = re.findall(r'#(\d{4,})', args['data']) if not bugs: return None url = 'https://bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugreport.cgi?bug=%s' % bugs[0] status, title = extract_title(url) if 0 == status: title = 'Debian Bug: %s: %s' % (title, url) elif 3 == status: pass else: return None logger('plugin', 'detected Debian bug') return { 'msg': title } def parse_cve(args): if 'register' == args: return { 'name': 'parse a CVE handle', 'args': ('data',), 'ratelimit_class': RATE_NO_SILENCE | RATE_GLOBAL } cves = re.findall(r'(CVE-\d\d\d\d-\d+)', args['data'].upper()) if not cves: return None logger('plugin', 'detected CVE handle') return { 'msg': 'https://security-tracker.debian.org/tracker/%s' % cves[0] } def parse_skynet(args): if 'register' == args: return { 'name': 'parse skynet', 'args': ('data',), 'ratelimit_class': RATE_GLOBAL } if 'skynet' in args['data'].lower(): logger('plugin', 'sent skynet reply') return { 'msg': '''I'm an independent bot and have nothing to do with other artificial intelligence systems!''' } def data_parse_other(msg_obj): data = msg_obj['body'] reply_user = msg_obj['mucnick'] for p in plugins['parse']: if ratelimit_exceeded(p['ratelimit_class']): continue args = {} if 'args' in list(p.keys()): for a in p['args']: if None == a: continue if 'data' == a: args['data'] = data elif 'reply_user' == a: args['reply_user'] = reply_user else: logger('warn', 'unknown required arg for %s: %s' %(p['name'], a)) ret = p['func'](args) if None != ret: if 'msg' in list(ret.keys()): ratelimit_touch(RATE_CHAT) send_reply(ret['msg'], msg_obj) def command_command(args): if 'register' == args: return { 'name': 'command', 'desc': 'lists commands', 'args': ('data', 'reply_user', 'cmd_list'), 'ratelimit_class': RATE_GLOBAL } if 'command' in args['data']: logger('plugin', 'sent command list') return { 'msg': args['reply_user'] + ': known commands: ' + str(args['cmd_list']).strip('[]') } def command_help(args): if 'register' == args: return { 'name': 'help', 'desc': 'print help for a command', 'args': ('data', 'reply_user', 'cmd_list'), 'ratelimit_class': RATE_GLOBAL } cmd = None flag = False for word in args['data'].split(): if True == flag: cmd = word break if 'help' == word: flag = True if False == flag: # no match on 'help' return None if None == cmd: logger('plugin', 'empty help request, sent all commands') args['data'] += 'command' # this is a little hacky... return command_command(args) if not cmd in [p['name'] for p in plugins['command']]: logger('plugin', 'no help found for %s' % cmd) return { 'msg': args['reply_user'] + ': no such command: %s' % cmd } for p in plugins['command']: if cmd == p['name']: logger('plugin', 'sent help for %s' % cmd) return { 'msg': args['reply_user'] + ': help for %s: %s' %(cmd, p['desc']) } def command_version(args): if 'register' == args: return { 'name': 'version', 'desc': 'prints version', 'args': ('data', 'reply_user'), 'ratelimit_class': RATE_GLOBAL } if 'version' in args['data']: logger('plugin', 'sent version string') return { 'msg': args['reply_user'] + (''': I'm running ''' + VERSION) } def command_klammer(args): if 'register' == args: return { 'name': 'klammer', 'desc': 'prints an anoying paper clip aka. Karl Klammer', 'args': ('data', 'reply_user'), 'ratelimit_class': RATE_GLOBAL } if 'klammer' in args['data']: logger('plugin', 'sent karl klammer') return { 'msg': ( args['reply_user'] + r''': _, Was moechten''', args['reply_user'] + r''': ( _\_ Sie tun?''', args['reply_user'] + r''': \0 O\ ''', args['reply_user'] + r''': \\ \\ [ ] ja ''', args['reply_user'] + r''': \`' ) [ ] noe''', args['reply_user'] + r''': `'' ''' ) } def command_unicode(args): if 'register' == args: return { 'name': 'unikot', 'desc': 'prints an unicode string', 'args': ('data', 'reply_user'), 'ratelimit_class': RATE_GLOBAL } if 'unikot' in args['data']: logger('plugin', 'sent some unicode') return { 'msg': ( args['reply_user'] + ''': ┌────────┐''', args['reply_user'] + ''': │Unicode!│''', args['reply_user'] + ''': └────────┘''' ) } def command_source(args): if 'register' == args: return { 'name': 'source', 'desc': 'prints git URL', 'args': ('data', 'reply_user'), 'ratelimit_class': RATE_GLOBAL } if 'source' in args['data']: logger('plugin', 'sent source URL') return { 'msg': 'My source code can be found at %s' % conf('src-url') } def command_dice(args): if 'register' == args: return { 'name': 'dice', 'desc': 'rolls a dice', 'args': ('data', 'reply_user'), 'ratelimit_class': RATE_INTERACTIVE } if 'dice' in args['data']: if args['reply_user'] in conf('enhanced-random-user'): rnd = 0 # this might confuse users. good. logger('plugin', 'sent random (enhanced)') else: rnd = random.randint(1, 6) logger('plugin', 'sent random') dice_char = ['◇', '⚀', '⚁', '⚂', '⚃', '⚄', '⚅'] return { 'msg': 'rolling a dice for %s: %s (%d)' %(args['reply_user'], dice_char[rnd], rnd) } def command_uptime(args): if 'register' == args: return { 'name': 'uptime', 'desc': 'prints uptime', 'args': ('data', 'reply_user'), 'ratelimit_class': RATE_GLOBAL } if 'uptime' in args['data']: u = int(conf('uptime') + time.time()) plural_uptime = 's' plural_request = 's' if 1 == u: plural_uptime = '' if 1 == conf('request_counter'): plural_request = '' logger('plugin', 'sent statistics') return { 'msg': args['reply_user'] + (''': happily serving for %d second%s, %d request%s so far.''' %(u, plural_uptime, conf('request_counter'), plural_request)) } def command_ping(args): if 'register' == args: return { 'name': 'ping', 'desc': 'sends pong', 'args': ('data', 'reply_user'), 'ratelimit_class': RATE_INTERACTIVE } if 'ping' in args['data']: rnd = random.randint(0, 3) # 1:4 if 0 == rnd: msg = args['reply_user'] + ''': peng (You're dead now.)''' logger('plugin', 'sent pong (variant)') elif 1 == rnd: msg = args['reply_user'] + ''': I don't like you, leave me alone.''' logger('plugin', 'sent pong (dontlike)') else: msg = args['reply_user'] + ''': pong''' logger('plugin', 'sent pong') return { 'msg': msg } def command_info(args): if 'register' == args: return { 'name': 'info', 'desc': 'prints info message', 'args': ('data', 'reply_user'), 'ratelimit_class': RATE_GLOBAL } if 'info' in args['data']: logger('plugin', 'sent long info') return { 'msg': args['reply_user'] + (''': I'm a bot, my job is to extract