#!/usr/bin/python # -*- coding: utf-8 -*- if '__main__' == __name__: print '''this is a plugin file, which is not meant to be executed''' exit(-1) RATE_GLOBAL = 1 RATE_NO_SILENCE = 2 RATE_INTERACTIVE = 4 def get_reply_user(data): # FIXME: we can't determine if a user named 'foo> ' just wrote ' > bar' # or a user 'foo' just wrote '> > bar' return data.split(' ')[0].strip('<>') def parse_mental_ill(args): min_ill = 3 c = 0 flag = False # return True for min_ill '!' in a row for d in args['data']: if '!' == d or '?' == d: c += 1 else: c = 0 if (min_ill <= c): flag = True break if True == flag: return { 'msg': '''Multiple exclamation/question marks are a sure sign of mental disease, with %s as a living example.''' % args['reply_user'], 'ratelimit_class': RATE_NO_SILENCE | RATE_GLOBAL } def parse_skynet(args): if 'skynet' in args['data'].lower(): return { 'msg': '''I'm an independent bot and have nothing to do with other artificial intelligence systems!''', 'ratelimit_class': RATE_GLOBAL } def parse_other(data): reply_user = get_reply_user(data) plugins = ( { 'name': 'parse mental illness', 'func': parse_mental_ill, 'param': { 'data': data, 'reply_user': reply_user } }, { 'name': 'parse skynet', 'func': parse_skynet, 'param': { 'data': data } } ) for p in plugins: ret = p['func'](p['param']) if None != ret: if ratelimit_exceeded(ret['ratelimit_class']): return False if 'msg' in ret.keys(): chat_write(ret['msg']) return True def command_help(args): if 'command' in args['data']: return { 'msg': args['reply_user'] + (""": known commands: 'command', 'dice', 'info', 'hangup', 'nospoiler', 'ping', 'uptime', 'source', 'version'"""), 'ratelimit_class': RATE_GLOBAL } def command_version(args): if 'version' in args['data']: return { 'msg': args['reply_user'] + (''': I'm running ''' + VERSION), 'ratelimit_class': RATE_GLOBAL } def command_unicode(args): if 'unikot' in args['data']: return { 'msg': args['reply_user'] + u''': ┌────────┐''' + '\n' + args['reply_user'] + u''': │Unicode!│''' + '\n' + args['reply_user'] + u''': └────────┘''', 'ratelimit_class': RATE_GLOBAL } def command_source(args): if 'source' in args['data']: return { 'msg': 'My source code can be found at %s' % conf('src-url'), 'ratelimit_class': RATE_GLOBAL } def command_dice(args): if 'dice' in args['data']: if args['reply_user'] in conf('enhanced-random-user'): rnd = 0 # this might confuse users. good. else: rnd = random.randint(1, 6) dice_char = [u'◇', u'⚀', u'⚁', u'⚂', u'⚃', u'⚄', u'⚅'] return { 'msg': 'rolling a dice for %s: %s (%d)' %(args['reply_user'], dice_char[rnd], rnd), 'ratelimit_class': RATE_INTERACTIVE } def command_uptime(args): if 'uptime' in args['data']: u = int(uptime + time.time()) plural_uptime = 's' plural_request = 's' if 1 == u: plural_uptime = '' if 1 == request_counter: plural_request = '' logger('info', 'sent statistics') return { 'msg': args['reply_user'] + (''': happily serving for %d second%s, %d request%s so far.''' %(u, plural_uptime, request_counter, plural_request)), 'ratelimit_class': RATE_GLOBAL } def command_ping(args): if 'ping' in args['data']: rnd = random.randint(0, 3) # 1:4 if 0 == rnd: msg = args['reply_user'] + ''': peng (You're dead now.)''' logger('info', 'sent pong (variant)') elif 1 == rnd: msg = args['reply_user'] + ''': I don't like you, leave me alone.''' logger('info', 'sent pong (dontlike)') else: msg = args['reply_user'] + ''': pong''' logger('info', 'sent pong') return { 'msg': msg, 'ratelimit_class': RATE_INTERACTIVE } def command_info(args): if 'info' in args['data']: logger('info', 'sent long info') return { 'msg': args['reply_user'] + (''': I'm a bot, my job is to extract